Thursday, December 19, 2013

Famous Horror movie Director.

James Wan, you might not know him but after reading this, you will. James is a great horror movie director. He did some of the best movies ever. Not to mention the movies I talk about all the time.
James Wan is a Malaysian Australian film producer, screenwriter and film director of Malaysian Chinese descent. He is widely known for directing the horror film Saw and creating Billy the puppet. Wan has also directed Dead SilenceDeath SentenceInsidiousInsidious: Chapter 2, and The Conjuring.
He does a great job in directing and screenwriting. He makes amazing movies. If you love horror movies, watch some of his. If you're looking for a good scary movie that makes you jump, and are usually based off of true stories, look into him.
He even did an action movie! Fast and Furious 7. (R.I.P Brian.<3) How he is going to fix the movie from Paul Walkers death, I don't know. It's going to be hard, but I'm sure he will pull it off. They'll probably just make his stunt double drive off a cliff or bridge. Maybe get shot!? Oh my god... genius..
Back to scary movies.(: He was the producer for the Saw movies, he also did some writing for some of them also.
He also had a career in video games also, he was the director for the trailer for the game Dead Space.
In short, Wan is a great director and producer!



Friday, December 6, 2013

New or Old?

Are new horror movies better than old ones? By old ones I mean like Frankenstein and Van Helsing, and by new ones I mean Paranormal Activity and Insidious. I prefer the new ones, but hey.... the classics are great also! Who doesn't love a good monster movie. Personally I think that paranormal movies are better. Way back when, they didn't have paranormal movies in all honesty. The Others was a good ghost mind fucking movie. It just messed with my mind. It's kind of a old movie but also not to old. Nicole Kidman isn't old so I guess it might be considered a newer movie. But it is kinda old compared to The Conjuring. Which was amazing if I might say so myself. Based on a real story and everything. That movie is meant to be old but is new, thats another kind of genre horror movies come in. New but older style.
Those movies drive me crazy because they kinda make the movie cheezy. Because I mean come on, people didn't say, ohhhh noooo there's a ghost... No, their asses were out of there because they even see a ghost. At least I wouldn't sit there and try to talk to it and piss it off like they in movies now. Don't piss em off. Just leave and let them keep your house. Don't even take you shizz. Just leave. You can buy new things. You can't buy new lives. Old movies make ghost seem like freaks. They are just dead peoples souls that can't move on because of whatever they have keeping them here. They're "unfinished business."
New movies are more realistic, they show the ghost on how they are meant to be seen, not as freaks or creepy. They are shown as real people that just can't move on. Spirits have feelings too I think and they should be portrayed as so.
Does that tell you which is better? Old movies are great for just a good laugh kinda. New movies are were you might just piss yourself. Which is what most people look for in a good scary movie.



Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Best Blood N Gore and Paranormal Movies

Obviously Saw was the best Blood N Gore movie out there, hello, all he wanted to do was play a game though... No one understood his genius mind, but me! MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA! I mean come on, he trapped people that all were related in some way by that one kid because of his dad. He was genius for that, he probably had to think about that a lot and also had to work on making that house pretty much impossible to get out alive. Which was pretty much what happened in the movie except for the police and the kids dad finally figured it all out from Jigsaw because the kids dad almost killed him for taking his son. The gas actually did make people get sick and shizz but ehhh, that one guy got killed for being greedy pretty much because he went into that incinerator to get the 2 shots but if he only would have grabbed one he would have lived instead of burning to death, then that black dude clubbed a dude in the head, or no... did he get clubbed in the head? I can't remember, but that one chick got her arms cut from the glass trying to get a shot of the antidote. Look at you, you're dead now, lol. The Saw movies crack me up. I love em(: Well in all honesty, that one Saw movie, I think the 3rd, is my favorite, which is the one I've been talking about, actually it might have been the 2nd. Oh well, pointless info.

The best paranormal movie out there is.... The Exorcism of Emily Rose, It's a great movie just in general. I mean just about everything happens in that movie at 3:00am, aka, the devils hour. The Emily Rose is just a girl like all of us out there, until things get strange, she starts to act weird and then she get starts to get sick, which is what always happens to the haunted people in paranormal movies, she starts to become uncontrollable. So of course like we would all do, they restrain her. She of course breaks the bonds and runs to the barn, which is all of our favorite parts in the movie! When she starts to walk up the barn wall backwards! It's brilliant! I love that part, it's just evil and amazing. Then she kills the expert on all of this. It's starting to get intense, now let's not forget the actual plot of the story of course, it's a court case. They're in court testifying on the murder of Emily Rose and Expert, I can't remember his name but oh well. Short Story, It's all based on a real story which makes it even better. The story is a little stretched, but that is why the movie made big bucks in the end, and is also why this is the best movie because it has proof that it was real.

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Books VS Movies

Would you rather read a scary book or watch a scary movie? MOVIE! Some people think that the book The Shining is better than the movie.. I think not. The movie is so thrilling, the book just is... meh. I'd prefer the movie because it shows the girls, it shows the butler, it shows the crazy man. The book just describes them.
Yes, books do scary you when you're in bed at night relaxing reading a good scary book, but it takes days to read a good sized novel, 2 hours for a good movie. Do you really have time to read that whole book and remember it all? No, I didn't think so either. Everyone likes a good book, even if it's not scary. A good book always is great when you have a day off and it's cold and raining or snowing, it's wonderful to sit in front of the window with a good book. Time flies, but a movie will keep you and everyone else that's with you busy and you all have a good time.
With a book you feel like you are smart right? WELL WE DON'T LIKE SMART PEOPLE! GET OUT! lol, just kidding but no.. get out with you're stupid book. Watch a movie! Fry your brain cells! It's fun(;
So in the end, movies are better because you just laugh and have a good time with family. So, pop some popcorn and go to the video store and get a good thriller!

Friday, November 15, 2013

Best Actor/Actress

I think Johnny Depp is the best actor in horror films. He's great in them because he can portray anyone or anything. He was Sweeney Todd, which just seems like a hard role to play, I mean come on, you have to be friendly to people you hate and then in the end, kill them. MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA! GENIUS I TELL YOU! but anyway, Johnny was also in A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984). Another great one is Edward Scissor Hands. He just is great at playing dark creepy people!
Tobin Bell was also great because of his Saw movies. He was just great at everything in those movies, his creepy dieing voice, he scary look, the doll that represents him! It's all great. He made thriller movies what they are I think. He brought them to life. I mean come on people, he just wanted to play a game, but the Saw movies weren't the only good films he was in, there was the Boogeyman which still doesn't compare to the Saw movies but, ehh.

They are the stars of horror movies I think.

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Are horror movies dying to comedy?

Horror will never die to comedy! First of all, there are so many more horror films lately than comedy. Horror makes you tense up and get into it, comedy, haha meh. Horror will always be better! Well in my opinion anyway, which is the only one that matters right? Exactly. Comedy is always going to be good, but horror will always just be better. Scary movies get your heart to race and you to jump out of your seat. 
In all honesty, comedy and horror are coming together right now, Scary Movie is a very good example. The scary movies are based off of actual scary movies. (see what they did there... hahaha) I think that if they keep coming together to make everything better for both sides, especially for comedy. They are great combinations, but still... horror movies all the way!

True Stories? Yeah, okay...

The Shining, The Exorcist, The Conjuring, blah blah blah, they're all supposed to be based off of true stories. The Shining is very true, it's been on Ghost Adventures! lol, just kidding. Yes, some of the movies are based off of true stories, but come on. Paranormal Activity is so not true. You can tell it's staged and just doesn't even seem real. Yeah, commercials for the movies show people screaming, I've seen them all in theater's. Yeah some people screamed. Others were like, what is wrong with you dumb ass's!
The exorcist seems to be true but there is no proof of it. Of course, anything paranormal has no proof. Oh well I guess. Some stories get so much fame and things that, the truth about it was lost. 

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Goosebumps from home or theater?

It is more scary to go to the movies I think. I would much rather go to the movies to see a horror movie. I mean come on, at home you're all comfy and feel safe. You aren't gonna get scared at home. You're like, ptsh get out of here Godzilla! At the theater you're like, AHHHHHHH! run little people!
Go to the movies next time a "true story" paranormal movie comes out, you'll get scared most likely unless you're like me of course. I rarely ever get scared. I never really cry at sad movies either. I'm told I'm heartless. Mehh, whatever lol.
At movies you get goosebumps and the chills. You get all tense when things start to get serious. At home you're like mehh, I want ice cream and popcorn, should I go pee? At the movies you're sitting there holding it so you can finish the movie because of the intensity. Also when you go to the movies that means it just came out, people didn't ruin it for you. If you rent it, most likely someone recommended it to you and told you the good parts, so you're not really surprised.  
Pretty much I'm saying, go to the movies, it just makes the movie better. At home you won't really get into it as much as you will at the movies.

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Which is better, paranormal or blood and gore?

I think that paranormal is better because I believe in ghost and witchcraft. Blood and gore is so boring. It's like, hey look at me with my ax or chainsaw. I'm so cool. 

Paranormal is more like oh my god! Did you see that? Did he just throw her against a wall? I mean yes, both are based off of "true stories" sometimes. The guy that raped teenage boys. I can't think of his name for some reason. The Exorcist was also based off a true story.

I think that ghost ones scare people more though. I never jumped at a saw movie or anything. I only jumped at 1408, and I never jump at movies. That shows that paranormal movies are better in every way possible. If a movie can scare me... It's good. If I get goose bumps from a movie, it's amazing! I did that with The Shining. I think that I need to go watch it now. Good-bye!

Thursday, October 10, 2013

tHe FiRsT hOrRoR mOvIe

The very first scary movie was made by Thomas Edison, weird right? He was so bright that he made the light bulb and also the first horror movie! It was called The Execution of Mary Stewart. It was filmed in 1895. It was based on a "true story." It was depicted on the story of Mary Queen of Scots. She was executed July 24, 1967 for treason. (I found my information here)
The movie was just 15 seconds! How weird... I think that's weird, but it was just the first horror movie ever made. It was just the Queen surrounded by a crowd of people. Then she gets on her knees and the executioner cuts her head off with an ax. The film is done.  
Thomas Edison was not a good film maker in my mind, but now that I think about it, It was in in the late 1800s. There wasn't much to do back then if you weren't doing an medevil things. Atleast in my mind, back then you could have possibly done possession movies, because possession was around back then too. It goes back a lot of years. I think he didn't do horrible, but he didn't do the best either.